this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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