The best revenge is premature balding
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I would fuck him just for his dog
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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