I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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