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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Christians are straight up FREAKS

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.

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• (212): View more from New York

  There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.

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• (323): View more from California

  Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....

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• (818): View more from California

  You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.

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• (510): View more from California

  I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.

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  You are both horrible and amazing

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I am NOT pregnant

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  My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want

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