just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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