Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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