Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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