Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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