Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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