Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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