Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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