Buhtt sex?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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