My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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