i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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