reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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