Nicole vs. Life
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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