none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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