i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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