i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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