Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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