Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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