Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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