Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
