i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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