we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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