Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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