i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
