Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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