It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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