About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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