how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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