Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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