how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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