Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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