When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
well you can't waste a boner
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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