this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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