This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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