kristin has been a bad kristin
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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