It's Friday. Sex?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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