She is in my trunk
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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