I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
so explain again why im purple
no
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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