My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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