I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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