I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Welp...herpes.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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