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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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