Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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