it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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