Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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