I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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