she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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