It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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