i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
The adults are the big ones right?
You like pics of my balls that much?
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