If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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