I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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