dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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