And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
There's even glitter on my cock...
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