Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i think my tv is drunk
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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