She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
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So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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