My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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